“This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more.“
At least that’s the stock description of this shirt that our product fulfillment vendor suggests. Do they imagine that people dream of T-shirts? And what does the “and more” imply? That there is more out there we could be doing, or that the shirt could symbiotically assuage the guilt and fucked up-ness of watching the decline of civilization?
I don't know man. That's a lot of more for a shirt to do.
Anyway, wear this if you like it. Or pretend it's a Machine Gun Kelly shirt, we don't give a shit.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
